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Me:
What's the purpose of life?
God:
To do God's work.
Me:
Please define "God's work"!
God:
Thank you for your request. Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved.
Me:
No offense mr. God, but are you stoned?
God:
Are you serious? I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
You're definitely stoned, you can't even spell!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am stoned me can not even spell.
Me:
Oh my God! Oh wait, that's you!
God:
Where did you get your God? Yeah that's right. I'm waiting. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Oh fuck it, you stoner.